Bill Clinton died and went to heaven. As he stood in front of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him. He asked, “What are all those clocks for?”
St. Peter answered, “Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on earth has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie, the hands on the clock will move.”
“Oh,” said Bill, “whose clock is that?”
“That’s Mother Teresa’s. The hands have never moved indicating that she never told a lie.”
Bill then said, “Who’s clock is that?”
“That’s Abraham Lincoln’s clock. The hands have only moved twice telling us that Abe only told 2 lies in his entire life.”
“Where’s my clock?” Bill asked.
“Your clock is in Jesus’ office. He uses it for a ceiling fan.”
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