CATEGORY: gay     RATING: PG13

The planes's cabin was being served by an obviously gay flight attendent who was just obviously enjoying himself. He came swishing down the aisle and said to the passagers, Captain Marvey has asked me to announce that he'll be landing the big scary plane shortly, lovely people, so if you could just put up your trays that would be super.

On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed that one woman hadn't moved a muscle. Perhaps you did't hear me over those big brute engines.I asked you to raise your trazy-poo so the main man caqn pitty-pat us on the ground.

She calmly turned her head and said, "In my country, I am called a Princess.I take orders from no one."

"Well, sweet-cheeks, in my country. I'm called a Queen, so I outrank you.Put the tray up, Bitch.

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